【雙語學習】年度最激勵人心的15金句（中）
16.
你無法叫醒一個不回你消息的人
但是紅包可以
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
17.
雖然你單身
但你胖若兩人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
18.
好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有
A good girl has a good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
19.
愛笑的女生運氣不會太差
說實話，如果一個女生運氣一直不好
我不知道她怎麼笑得出來
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
20.
像我這種連名牌都不認識幾個的人
有時候連別人在炫富都感覺不到
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
21.
當你覺得自己又醜又窮、一無是處時
別絕望，因為至少你的判斷還是對的
If you feel ugly, poor, and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least you have good judgment.
22.
喜歡一個人就去表白
因為你可能還有機會變成備胎
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become Plan B.
23.
哪有什麼選擇困難症
還不是因為窮
There is no such thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
24.
你只知道人家化妝比你好看
卻不知道，她們卸了妝
不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is:
underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, but they also have perfectly good skin.
25.
為什麼總是天妒英才呢？
因為沒人管笨蛋活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bothers caring about idiots.
26.
當上帝給你關上一扇門
他還會順便把窗子也一起關了
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the windows altogether.
27.
一些人常會被罵，說每天像豬一樣愛睡懶覺
真的是太委屈了，豬都比你起得早
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
28.
學校的廁所為什麼放鏡子？
是為了讓你知道：人醜就要多讀書
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Because they want you to know:
with such an unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
29.
人生很多事，終究會隨著時間好起來
比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就變好胖
Things do get improved as time goes by.
For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
30.
這段日子迷茫又黑暗
撐過去了會有下一個黑暗等著你
Days are dark and troubled now.
Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
